Una de las buenas cosas de twitter es que debemos aprender a ser concretos en lo que decimos.
Y una de las buenas cosas que han ocurrido es tener pequeñas dosis de humor en en timeline.
Por ejemplo:
Esposa a esposo: “Amor mío, tu panza a crecido tan hermosa cómo árbol de cementerio, le da sombra al muerto”
El mejor piropo; estas como pañal huggies. y como es eso? Comodita, Olorosita, Acolchadita y se ve que aguantas PIPI toda la noche!
¿Por qué en el circo las focas miran siempre hacia arriba? – Porque arriba están los focos.
¿Cómo se dice papel higiénico en japonés? – Yoshikito Kakita.
Un helicóptero se ha estrellado en un cementerio en Galicia… La policía local informa que 64 muertos resultaron heridos.
Manolo que me he comprao un coche ¡¡¡AMARILLOOO!!!.- Pero, ¿por qué gritas tanto?.- Es que es… ¡¡¡AMARILLO CHILLÓN!!!
Una ratona y un murciélago son novios..una amiga comenta: -¡oye tu novio es muy feo!! – y le contesta: será muy feo, pero es piloto.
¿Por que las gallinas quieren tanto a sus pollitos ? Porque les han costado un huevo.
-en un coral, un camaroncito lloraba, un cangrejo le pregunta: pq lloras? él responde: mi mamá no regresa de un coctel!!
Que tal este:
Correa pide tiempo para hacer su revolucion: Que tal DOS DECADAS en el Garcia Moreno?
O este: Si correa, alexis mera, patrania, alvarado y los arrancha pais estan en un barco y este se hunde: Quien se salva???
R: EL ECUADOR!
O este: Se recomienda la cara de Washington Pesantez en los posters anti-aborto.
Disculpas donde dice anti-aborto debe decir: PRO-ABORTO
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